{"id":53,"date":"2016-11-26T19:32:32","date_gmt":"2016-11-26T19:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/?p=53"},"modified":"2017-09-05T05:16:27","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T05:16:27","slug":"thanksgiving-hillary-clinton-and-presidential-candidate-wheat-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/thanksgiving-hillary-clinton-and-presidential-candidate-wheat-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 8: Thanksgiving, Hillary Clinton, and Presidential Candidate: Wheat Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"

In this episode Scuttles, Skitters, Creepsy, and Cottentail of the Cockroach Quartet worry that Odious is ill and they try to revive him with green jello — a trick that Creepsy learned while living at the Kaiser Hospital cafeteria.<\/p>\n

Odious helps his listeners with their Thanksgiving holiday celebrations by having guest Celebrity Chef Tom Tofurkis on the show answering food preparation questions. Unfortunately, Odious send Tom into an existential crisis by pointing out the conflict of interest that Tom is perpetuating by being a turkey who cooks other turkeys.<\/p>\n

\"Odious<\/a>Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addresses the nation on this special episode! She shows her commitment to the cause of glass ceiling shattering by defining what characteristics a winning female presidential candidate would need to posses. Granted it’s a list of impossibilities, but let’s not shy away from challenges!<\/p>\n

Hillary wows us with a song for the ages. And can she scat!?! Yes, she can!<\/p>\n

The Hootch Booze ladies endure the election with the help of Hootch.<\/p>\n

And we meet the first entity to declare its run for 2020 and it’s a piece of wheat toast. Wheat Toast feels liberated by Donald Trump’s win and declares that anyone or anything are now free to take on any position they want. Odious is encouraged to become a surgeon with no medical background. Why not? No experience needed, after all.<\/p>\n

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In this episode Scuttles, Skitters, Creepsy, and Cottentail of the Cockroach Quartet worry that Odious is ill and they try to revive him with green jello — a trick that Creepsy learned while living at the Kaiser Hospital cafeteria. Odious helps his listeners with their Thanksgiving holiday celebrations by having guest Celebrity Chef Tom Tofurkis … Continue reading “Episode 8: Thanksgiving, Hillary Clinton, and Presidential Candidate: Wheat Toast”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2,5,6,3],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comedy","tag-election","tag-thanksgiving","tag-vaudeville"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78,"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/78"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}