{"id":4,"date":"2015-03-30T05:41:15","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T05:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/?p=4"},"modified":"2016-03-16T05:01:34","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T05:01:34","slug":"episode-1-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/odiousari.com\/podcast\/episode-1-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 1: Money"},"content":{"rendered":"

Live, From the stage of the famous Econo Storage Building, it’s\u00a0Odious Ari’s Hour of Misery and Light Entertainments sponsored by Hooch Booze: When you need to shut off the valve to that ol’ spigot of regret , Hooch Booze.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tonight’s broadcast stars Scuttles, Skitters, Creepsy, and Cottentail of the Cockroach Quartet, The Grim Reaper, and Noodles, The Yodeling Toddler.<\/span><\/p>\n

In this first episode we meet the house band, The Cockroach Quartet. We learn how this radio show came to be: the markets have collapsed for good, the climate is finally completely wrecked, and barbarism has taken over. Odious Ari, infamous and aged Vaudevillian, has holed himself up in a storage unit trying to survive the best way he knows how — by entertaining people (swindling them).<\/span><\/p>\n

He cheats Death by offering up his 3rd ex-wife, does a juggling act from the old country, and is annoyed working with a laryngitic show toddler.<\/span><\/p>\n